*Mind-control capabilities sold separately

Remember your childhood Lite-Brite?? You could build and light such intricate forms as rectangles, squares, and maybe even a simple house with a sun shining above. Well, just as TV and computers have advanced leaps and bounds since Mork & Mindy and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, your pitiful childhood Lite-Brite would be tricked, beaten, and sold for parts by the monster that is the Luminodot.
This beast comes with an online template generator, 3500 peg capacity, LED backlighting and pre-programmed animated light sequences. It can also create, birth and feed its young through asexual reproduction, assassinate foreign warlord dictators and install democratic puppet governments, and call in sick for you so you can play with it all day.

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