Santa isn't real...and you were adopted.

The Daily Mail believes they have uncovered the true identity of Banksy. My question is, other than the authorities, who really wants to know?? That's like finding out Santa Claus is an accountant in Duluth with a drinking problem and an unhealthy affinity for small children. So don't click on the Daily Mail link above unless you want to know, even though they're probably wrong anyway, sensationalist bastards.