No animals were harmed in the writing of this post.

I love Chaircouture. But I can't have it. I have dogs. And by that, I mean my wife has dogs. They would cover it in their bodily fluids like they do everything else, and, unlike me, she values their lives over that of inanimate objects. So for now, I wait for pooky and winky's tiny little deaths. I will have you one day Chaircouture...